Invented in the lab in 1965. Backed by it ever since.
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
We grow stronger
Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?
Dang, that’s better than using a shit ton of icing.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Want the Gemini as a shirt
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother
french is on a whole notha level
Blue Ivy’s gonna be mad her dad is giving piggy back rides to other kids.